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obsoletehauswife:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

What the hell?! Canada is now as weird to me as the entirety of the 70’s

Well, legend says that sasquatch was born from a Native American woman who fucked a bear…

obsoletehauswife:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

What the hell?! Canada is now as weird to me as the entirety of the 70’s

Well, legend says that sasquatch was born from a Native American woman who fucked a bear…

(Source: weirdbooksifind)

namelessworshippers:

futurasatana:

I caught Papa Emeritus II motorboating Elvira!
She didn’t seem to mind…

Naughty, child. Thank you for the submission but a reblog sounds to me EVEN better. Keep the naughty spirit… ;) NENA! 

 namelessworshippers -  HAHAHAHA! There will be more. Papa loves hanging out with my sexy lady action figures! ;-)

namelessworshippers:

futurasatana:

I caught Papa Emeritus II motorboating Elvira!

She didn’t seem to mind…

Naughty, child. Thank you for the submission but a reblog sounds to me EVEN better. Keep the naughty spirit… ;) NENA!

 namelessworshippers -  HAHAHAHA! There will be more. Papa loves hanging out with my sexy lady action figures! ;-)

The Beatles

—Because

Here it is again! So it’s been stuck in my head for over a week now. Some of the other tracks from Abbey Road have been stuck in my head, too. But not nearly as much as Because! 

(Source: nickdrake)

Listening to Crowded House’s Woodface album this morning. There Goes God is one of my favorite tracks on this album. :-)

(Source: Spotify)

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